let me tell you a story

let me shovel some dirt

long time no sugar

and it's starting to hurt

something's flattening my cola

something's wrong with my brew

something's rotten in idaho

and i don't know what to do

going going gone with the red eye distress

going going gone on the red eye express

only go around once

gotta quench that thirst

gotta grab that gusto

gotta get there first