Pirates: When the course is laid and the anchor's weighed

A sailor's blood begins racing

With our hearts unbound and our flag unfurled

We're under way and off to see the world

Under way and off to see the world

All: Hey ho we'll go

Anywhere the wind is blowing

Pirate: Manly men are we

All: Sailing for adventure on the deep blue see

Sam: "Safely now, Mr. Silver. Let's not get sloppy, just

because we're singing!"

Pirates: Danger walks the deck we say what the heck

We laugh at the perils we're facing

Gonzo: Every storm we ride is its own reward

Rizzo: And people die by falling overboard

Pirates: And people die by falling overboard

All: Hey ho we'll go

Anywhere the wind is blowing

Hoist the sails and sing

Fozzie: Sailing for adventure on the big, blue wet thing

Bad Polly: I love to see 'em cry when they walk the plank

Morgan: I prefer to cut a throat

Mad Monty: I love to hang 'em high and watch their little feet try

to walk in the air while their faces turn blue

Morgan: Just kidding

All Three: It's a good life on a boat

Pirates: There are distant lands with burning sands

That call across the oceans

Rats: There are bingo games every fun-filled day

Donna: And Margaritas at the midnight buffet

Pirates: Margaritas at the midnight buffet

All: Hey ho we'll go

Anywhere the wind is blowing

Statler &

Waldorf: Should have took a train

All: Sailing for adventure on the bounding main

Jim: The salty breezes whisper

Who knows what lies ahead

I just know I was born to live the life my father lead

Long John: The stars will be our compass

Wherever we may roam

And our mates will always be

Just like a family

And though we may put into port, the sea is always home

Fozzie: "All right, Mr. Bimbo! I didn't know you had such a good

singing voice --- your welcome!"

Pirates: We'll chase our dreams standing on our own

Over the horizon to the great unknown

All: Hey ho we'll go

Anywhere the wind is blowing

Bold and brave and free

Pirates: Sailing for adventure

Rizzo: It's so nauseating

Pirates: Sailing for adventure

Gonzo: So exhilarating

Pirates: Sailing for adventure

Rats: We're all celebrating!

All: On the deep blue sea