I did some time in Tokyo in a dojo

Learned karate and kung fu

And judo because you know

I'm a fuckin' samurai from the darkside

Eating fried rice, and I lie

I'm not Bruce Lee, I'm not Chinese

I'm on the trapeze, and I'm free

In Nagasaki, I'm drinking saki

And watching hockey in my jockeys

And I'm a servant to technology

I'm a fuckin' samurai, from the darkside

Eating fried rice, and I lie

I'm not Bruce Lee, I'm not Chinese

I'm on the trapeze, and I'm free

In my Nissan, I put the priest on

And I head out on the highway to Budokan

I'm metal basted and domo wasted

I'm a fuckin' samurai from the darkside

Eating fried rice, and I lie

I'm not Bruce Lee, I'm not Chinese

I'm on the trapeze, and I'm free