Im a kleptomaniac, and I am I proud to say that I was once a hypochondriac

As well so tell me what to do ooh

Im scared of going outside coz I could catch a cold, Ill catch another's cold

Im desperate to be arrested coz Im so unsure of what I might do



Save me, before I break the law again

God save me before I make another sin



Now Im getting treated for my mental illnesses

And every night I lock the door to my little lover self

But I forgot to tell Im also claustrophobic



Save me, save me before my head explodes

Save me, save me so I can break my mental code



Now Im starting to get well,

But still i'm scared coz every time I see her child I get erections



So please, save me, save me before my head explodes

Now save me, so I can break my mental code

Now save me, save me before I break the law

Oh save me so I can break my mental code (my mental code)

Save me from myself,

Save me,

God save me from myself

Oh won't you save me?