Well like pizza but she doesn't eat the crust

I love her and she loves everyone

She said she likes my band but i don't even like my band

I love her and she loves everyone

I saw her kiss him last night

I'm sick now, i'm sick now

(but it's just a little cold)

Scott's a dork

Scott's a dork

When i say "i give up" it just means i'm going to try again

She loves me and i love everyone

I was kissin' her but she was wishin' it was him

She loves me and i love everyone

They told her about you and me

She's mad now (but she'll get over it)

Scott's a dork

Scott's a dork

Dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork [repeat 3x]

You'd think that after all this time

She'd change but, she didn't

Scott's a dork

Scott's a dork

Scott's a dork

Scott's a dork

Now's she's walking out the door

I don't need her anymore

I love her