(A. Young M. Young B. Johnson)

Do you want love

Dirty dirty love

Do you want lust

Just a little lust

You want a bad reputation

You wanna better your score

I got the qualifications

I can open any door



Send for the man

Send for the man



You like a dream

Dirty low and mean

You're good enough to eat

You're sticky hot and sweet

Need a shot of rhythm and loving

You make a black sheep a ram

This ain't no gun in my pocket

I got the goods in my hand



Send for the man

Send for the man



Send for the man



Send for the man

Keep away from that decadent Dan

Send for the man

He won't give a damn



Send for the man, Send for the man

Send for the man, Send for the man