I saw it on a cereal box,

said it costs just three mere bucks

I shipped it off with seven tops,

and waited by the mail.

In seven weeks it finally came,

I ripped the box without no shame,

I turned it on, it fell apart but that was just the start.



I know the time is right,

wont let the chance go by.

Ill give it one more try before I send,

before I send it back.



I met her at an Eastown bar,

I knew it wouldnt go real far.

I called her up, we had a date, another after that.

Then there was a sudden change,

the silly girl forgot my name,

I knew it was just all her game but it could not be the same.