(Rhythm combo starts up out of vision and Sgt. Duckie sings. This is all part of the Policevision Pan-European song contest, of course. Superimposed caption on screen: 'SGT DUCKIE'S SONG.' Duckie performs a showy, happy dance and jauntily twirls his whistle chain.)



Duckie:

I'm a little bit sad and lonely

Now my baby's gone away...

I'm feeling kinda blue

Don't know just what to do

I feel a little sad today.

Chorus of PCs:

He's a little bit sad and lonely

Now his baby's gone away

He's feeling kinda blue

He don't know just what to do

He's not feeling so good today.

Duckie:

Wheeeen I smile

The sun comes flooding in (dadadadadada)

But wheeeen I'm sad

It goes behind the clouds again.

Chorus:

He's a little bit sad and lonely

Now his baby's gone away

He's feeling kinda -

(they stop abruptly and say - etcetera, etcetera.)