There's a time for lies

And a time for truth

I say, eye for an eye

Eye for a tooth



When I roamed young

I'd scavenge around

Every nook and cranny

Of our little town

It's nice, so nice, to be



Pull out the cannon boys

Steal us some wine

Puff Tijuana Smalls

SHAKE HANDS WITH BEEF



She's so fine

She's so sweet

Mom and Pop they raised her

On huge slabs of meat



She's fine

A man of nine

Water derby day

Twenty six pumps

on a Crossman

And it's time to play



It's nice, so nice, to be



Pull out the cannon boys

Steal us some wine

Puff Tijuana Smalls

SHAKE HANDS WITH BEEF