Hong Kong, Tokyo and Singapore

New York, Boston and Baltimore

They'll take you right down where you don't want to go

If you talk too fast and you walk too slow



Shanghaid, Shanghaid

Been locked up and Shanghaid

Shanghaid, Shanghaid

Been locked up and Shanghaid



I tried to live by the golden rule

Do unto others and they'll do unto you

Every time I get turned on

I end up singing the same song



I was crossing the desert on Saturday

I met two women that passed my way

They took me to a tent and they locked the door

And all they ever said was "More, more!"



And I'm standing right here with my usual slack

Police got me for talking back

"You're out on the street, you'd better watch your step

If you talk too loud, now button your lip"



Sitting in a bar in West Berlin

Sipping on a glass that's low again

Talking to a woman I thought I knew

The lights went out and I did too