YOU COULD SAY EVERYTHING'S NO GOOD

'CAUSE YOU'LL JUST SAY WHAT EVERYONE ELSE WOULD

YOU COULD SAY THAT THE SKY IS BLUE

'CAUSE I WONDER WHO WOULD EVER NOT BELIEVE YOU

I SHOULDA SAID THIS FOR SO LONG, SO SO LONG



SHAPESHIFTER, GUEST LISTER, BIG FAKER,

SHE'LL TURN AROUND - YOU'LL DIS HER

GATECRASHER, REHASHER, IF YOU THINK THAT'S COOL

WHATEVER DUDE

WHATEVER DUDE



YOU COULD SAY WHAT SHE WANTS TO HEAR,

'CAUSE IT'S HER CAR BUT SHE LETS THE BUM STEER

YOU COULD SAY THAT THE FIX IS IN,

BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IT NOT FOR A MINUTE

'CAUSE YOU LIKE ALL THE SAME SONGS

BUT YOU'RE ALL WRONG, YOU'RE JUST ALL WRONG



SHAPESHIFTER, GUEST LISTER, BIG FAKER,

SHE'LL TURN AROUND - YOU'LL DIS HER

GATECRASHER, REHASHER, IF YOU THINK THAT'S COOL

WHATEVER DUDE

WHATEVER DUDE



BOYS LIKE YOU DON'T COST A DIME

AND YOU COULD SAY THAT'S FINE,FINE,FINE,FINE,FINE

BUT YOU KNOW JUST AS WELL AS I

THAT'S A LIE,LIE,LIE,LIE



GATECRASHER, REHASHER, BIG FAKER,

SHE'LL TURN AROUND - YOU'LL TRASH HER

SHAPESHIFTER, GUEST LISTER, IF YOU THINK THAT'S COOL

SHAPESHIFTER, GUEST LISTER, BIG FAKER,

SHE'LL TURN AROUND - YOU'LL DIS HER

GATECRASHER, REHASHER, IF YOU THINK THAT'S COOL

WHATEVER DUDE

WHATEVER DUDE

WHATEVER DUDE

WHATEVER DUDE

WHATVER