Him: Pardon me

I couldn't help but see

That you only have a small amount of laundry

I don't have much

You don't have much

Why don't we both share a load?



Her: No, but thanks

I've got too many colors

And I wouldn't want your underwear to turn all pink

But it seems I've left all my change at home

If I asked you for some quarters

What would you think?



Him: We can wash in cold

We can use my soap and my quarters

Oooo...



Her: I've never washed clothes with a strange man before

But what the hell, let's try it!

Let's go 'round the corner,

have ourselves a cup of coffee together



(Romantic interlude)



Her: I think that sock is mine...

Him: No, it was a gift from my mama

Her: This must be yours...

Him: Do you really like the Grateful Dead?

Her: I wonder if you'd mind if I kept this old bandana?

Him: No, go ahead -- I'll use your pillowcase on my bed



Her: I don't have much

You don't have much

Why don't we both share a load?



Him: I don't have much

You don't have much

Why don't we both share a load?



Both: I don't have much

You don't have much

Why don't we both share a load