I punched my buddy in the nose after lunch

Now I'm in trouble 'cause the dean saw the punch

He was tellin' things that were not true about her

So I let him have it in the cafeteria



Now I'm stayin' in, stayin' in

My, my baby's walkin' home with him

They passed my window hand-in-hand just then

But what can I do? 'cause I'm stayin' in



If she just knew what that son-of-a-gun said

I know she wouldn't be caught with him dead

She don't know what he has got up his sleeve

But she would find out if I could only leave



But I'm stayin' in, stayin' in

My, my baby's walkin' home with him

I did it then, and I'd do it again

I love her so, but I'm stayin' in