getting it on with...

i swear this really happened

i pulled my trick maneuver

that's when i heard it snappin'



She broke my dick

OOOWWWWW

SHE goddamn broke my dick



ever since i met her

my life's been on the rocks

cold ice packs and heating pads

and band aids for my... (penis)



SHE BROKE MY DICK

ooowwwww

she goddamn broke my dick



She broke my dick

uuuuggggghhh

she goddamn broke my dick

(she broke his dick)

she broke my dick

(i broke his dick)

she goddamn broke my dick



main vein shot with cortison, ice pack on the rest

it hurt so much but i'd do it again

why couldn't i have just left her unsatisfied?