She came in through the bathroom window

Protected by a silver spoon

But now she sucks her thumb and wanders

By the banks of her own lagoon



Didn't anybody tell her?

Didn't anybody see?

Sunday's on the phone to Monday,

Tuesday's on the phone to me



She said she'd always been a dancer

She worked at 15 clubs a day

And though she thought I knew the answer

Well I knew what I could not say.



And so I quit the police department

And got myself a steady job

And though she tried her best to help me

She could steal but she could not rob



Didn't anybody tell her?

Didn't anybody see?

Sunday's on the phone to Monday,

Tuesday's on the phone to me

Oh yeah.