Her treasure chest was sunken

Equally cursed and blessed

In her versace dress

Too eager to impress

A vision filled her sopa sud hell

Twin tub on spin

Lets all her daydreams in

And how she wants away from him



She's on it

She's a millionaire

She's on it

She's got it

She's a millionaire

High street prams

Chariot scene from ben hur

Push chair rage

A customised roll bar cage

Will help baby come of age

So what's in the pram?

Is it teen death?

Bazooka the check-out queue

There's no need to argue

About who was in front of who



She's on it

She's a millionaire

She's on it

She's got it

She's a millionaire



The ad begs 'buy bottled water'

But we know what that it tastes of piss

Should be getting our tampons free

Diy gynaecology



She's on it

She's a millionaire

She's on it

She's got it

She's a millionaire