She likes to read, I like TV

She's checkin out my good friend Steve

She likes a beer, I like a shot

Her parents think I'm selling pot



She likes the boys in the band

She rollerblades in the Strand

When I pinch her butt in public she complains

The best years of my life wash down the...



I like to drive, she likes to walk

She caught me jackin in my sock

I like to drink, she likes to dance

I'm drunk again off come my pants



She likes the boys in the band

I dig the surf she likes the sand

When I come home late she's got that look

I'm not talkin about that Jordace look



For you I'll do it

Just for you I'll do it

I would wash my car, get a job,

Odereaters for my shoes

For you I'll do it



For you, for you (x2)



I guess our eyes will never meet

Mark please put down the toilet seat

She likes to kiss

I'd rather fuck

And all her friends

Think I'm a shmuck, a shmuck, a shmuck



She did the boys in the band

I guess I'll be a single man

I used to want to sleep in she complained

The pressures of my life wash down the drain



I'll wash my car, get a job

Odereaters for my shoes

Recycle all my beer cans like I promised I would do

I will cancel my subscription to jugs and beaver hunt

Just for you I'll do it (x2)



For you, for you (x4