She likes to read i like tv

She's checking out my good friend steve

She likes a beer i like a shot

Her parents think i'm selling pot



She likes the boys in the band

She goes and plays in the strand

When i take pictures in public she complains

The pictures of my life gone down the drain



I like to drive she likes to walk

She caught me jackin in my sock

I like a drink she likes a dance

I'm drunk again i cut my pants



She likes the boys in the band

I like the surf she likes the sand

When i come home late she's got the look

im talking 'bout that jordache look



For you i'd do it, just for you i'd do it

I would wash my car, get a job

Odor eaters, promise just for you i'd do it

For you for you, for you for you

For you for you, for you for you



I guess our eyes will never meet

Mark please put down the toilet seat

She likes to kiss, i'd rather fuck

And all her friends think i'm a smuck

(a shmuck! x3)



She did the boys in the band

I guess i'll be a single man

I used to want to sleep and she'd complain

The pictures of my life washed down the drain



I'll wash my car, get a job

Odor eaters, i'll recycle all my beer cans

Like i promised i would do

I will cancel my subscription to jugs and ....

Just for you i'd do it



I'll wash my car, get a job

Odor eaters, promise i'll recycle all my beer cans

Like i promised i would do

I will cancel my subscription to jugs and ....

Just for you i'd do it



For you for you, for you for you

For you for you, for you for you




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