Woke up I was on top of the world

There was a beautiful girl in bed beside me.

Rolled over, got a kiss on the ear

She said "Listen up, dear

There's a change inside me."

Can't say how frightened I am

How unenlightened I am

As I run for cover.

Can't say how happy I am

To be wrong.

She's on time (she's on time)

She's on time (she's on time)

She's on time.

Hallelujah, she's on time

And it's the safest time of the month they say for love.

We move in a mysterious way

Cuz like some holiday, we work harder.

Not happy with a hug and a kiss

(Although most offered this)

We go much, much farther.

We can't stop foolin' around

On the bed, on the ground

On the bathroom counter.

We can't stop when all of our systems are go.

She's on time (she's on time)

She's on time (she's on time)

She's on time.

Hallelujah, she's on time

And it's the safest time of the month they say for love.

She's on time (she's on time)

She's on time (she's on time)

She's on time.

Hallelujah, she's on time

And it's the greatest time of the month for making love.

Between you and me,

How happy we'll be

Repeating the cycle permanently

But where will we be

When baby makes three?

I know that in a couple of years

I might lay down my fears

And get psyched about it.

Jump in without an ounce of regret

Trying not to forget

What I liked about it.

One day I might look like a fool

With a yard and a pool

And a station wagon.

Till then I get down on my knees

And I pray...

She's on time (she's on time)

She's on time (she's on time)

She's on time.

Hallelujah, she's on time

And it's the safest time of the month they say for love.

She's on time (she's on time)

She's on time (she's on time)

She's on time.

Hallelujah, she's on time

And it's the greatest time of the month for making love