Ass in the air, turd ring dialating

Matted butt hair, anal vapor rising

Give it a squeeze, my feast is emerging

Give it to me, let's begin the purging



I open my mouth and catch it as it drops

I chew and chew and love it brown and soft

I squish the crap between my teeth with my tongue

With a shit eating grin I'll lick 'til clean your bung



I'm a shit eater



Steaming chunky hunk of log

Taste it smell it eat it all

Maybe one turd maybe two

Whatever I can get from you