Here's another song about a place near Hong Kong

They got lots of opium and Lapsang Souchong

Siam, Siam



All the fancy pussycats come from this area

Also got a lot of animals that scare ya

Siam, Siam



Python legs are poached in slimy toasaliva

After eating that I'm lucky I'm aliva

I am, yes I am



Ask the king if you can stay to sample cuisine

Maybe he will even let you dine with the queen

Siam, Siam



Nicest little place I live in since Budapest

If you think that I'm in love you're right, I confess

I am, I am, yes I am, with Siam

I am

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