I've got a happy marriage

I get along well with Ray

He drives an eighteen-wheeler

From here to Santa Fe



(He can be gone such a long time...)



I've made discreet arrangements

To pass the lonely hours

When Ray's away on business

I'm not just pickin' flowers



Ohhh--

Signs on the line

Ohhh--

Signs on the line



I've got myself a lover

He lives across the street

We've got a special signal

When it's discreet to meet



(I don't want to cause trouble with Ray)



When I hang out my laundry

The sign is on the line

When there's red panties drying

He knows what's on my mind



Ohhh--

Signs on the line

Ohhh--

Signs on the line



One day Ray came home smiling

He said he had a surprise

I looked out in the driveway

And could not believe my eyes



(A clothes dryer!)



My husband is so thoughtful

But I made him take back that thing

I'm just an old-fashioned girl

I can't deal with static cling



Ohhh--

Signs on the line

Ohhh--

Signs on the line