You're on a wide open ocean

No one around you for miles

Your thinkin' of drinkin' on water

While you're sailing on the Nile



No one to stop you on your way

Flyin' by goes a stork

You decide to bring your oars in now

But accidently knock out the corl



Row your boat to shore

'Cause it is leaking and you're still drinking

Unless you cork the hole

You won't be sailing, you'll be sinking



No knowin' your sinkin'

You take out a bottle of rum

Swinggin' a drink to the bottom

The label reads ' Van Monchinghum '



Oars back into the water

You think you'll sail on

But you can't 'cause your boat contains

Three and a half gallons



(Repeat Chorus)



Row, row, row your boar

Sail your ship to shore

You're barely, barely, barely keeping afloat

I hope that you won't drink no more