You're on a wide open ocean

No one around you for miles

Your thinkin' of drinkin' on water

While you're sailing the Nile



No one to stop you on your way

Flyin' by goes a stork

You decide to bring your oars in now

But accidently knock out the cork



Row your boat to shore

'Cause it is leaking and you're still drinking

Unless you cork the hole

You won't be sailing, you'll be sinking



Not knowin' your sinkin'

You take out a bottle of rum

Swiggin' a drink to the bottom

The bottle reads 'Van Monchinghum'



Oars back into the water

You think you'll sail on

But you can't 'cause your boat contains

Three and a half gallons



Chorus:



Row, row, row your boat

Sail your ship to shore

You're barely, barely, barely keeping afloat

I hope that you won't drink no more