Grinding off the neighbor's cat

Baggy shorts and stupid hat

halfpipe hero I am not

Where's the brakes, I cannot stop

Scootering, scootering, scootering and free

Me and my skuda wrapped 'round a tree

The local park is really fun

Skating with my skating chums

Elevator off the wall

Fuck me, not another fall

Now I'm lying in this bed

Broken arm and busted leg

I wished I'd never had gone riding

I should have taken up hang gliding