She's a cranky old critter

She's bitter, we warn ya

She lurks in a treehouse

in Burbank, California



Along with a nephew

He says spew, he's cheerful

When his aunt starts to rant

She gives him an earful



She's grumpy, He's happy

It's generation-gappy

Take a whirl with the squirrels

Skippy and Slappy



-Oh put a sock in it

-That's my aunt Slappy!