I saw you last evening standin' up against a tree

I saw you last evening standin' up against a tree

I heard you say you were sick but you looked sloppy drunk to me



Well your hat was on backwards and your clothes were comin' off of you

Well your hat was on backwards and your clothes were comin' off of you

You were preachin' to the birds and doin' the boogie woogie too



The ambulance came to get you and the doctor had to strap you down

The ambulance came to get you and the doctor had to strap you down

Somebody said you blew a fuse, now the talk's all over town



I wouldn't believe it if they told me, but I was standing there to see

I wouldn't believe it if they told me, but I was standing there to see

Well maybe you were sick but you looked sloppy drunk to me



You get drunk Saturday evenin' and you stay drunk Sunday mornin' too

You get drunk Saturday evenin' and you stay drunk Sunday mornin' too

Well you'd be better off if they kept that juice away from you.