You know we were eatin' dinner at the Red Lobster the other night

and as I looked across the table and into your eyes

I thought to myself, damn you're smooth

so fine...



A smooth-assed baby up and asked me for a date

wear a fancy dress and yo don't be late

he said I'll pick you up baby in my black Mercedes

he was so damn fly I knew he pulled all the ladies



It was a classy place yeah it was the Red Lobster

eatin' some shrimp then he told me he's a mobster

took of the pinkie ring and he put it in my hand

sayin' now you are my lady, I'm your man



You were wearin' one of those fine Italian suits

and in your lapel you had a handkerchief

and I noticed that it was embroidered

and I really like that



I was kinda scared but a little excited

pulled out the AK and I wanted to ride it

finished our corn, went out to do a job

this fine smooth man got me working for the mob



We started plannin' a jewelry heist

and I'm thinking to myself that this man is nice

diamonds and fur yeah he's got all the moves

well he may be bad but he sure is smooth