Do you remember when men wore skirts? - so hip!



In kipper ties like jealous flirts - so hip!



In calico and in brocade shirts - so hip it hurts!







Do you remember when girls wore slacks? - so hip!



Traffic stops, men get heart attacks - so hip!



Seems so strange that they took it like that - so hip it hurts!







He's so hip - so hip it...



She's so hip - so hip it...



They're so hip - so hip it hurts!



So hip it...







Whose the girl with the kinski eyes? - so hot!



They kind of face you could idolise - so what!



The kind of shape that gets advertised - so hip it hurts!







Once it was normal for a girl to curtsey



I'll admit even though it hurts me



She'd squeeze informal until it screams for mercy



So hip it hurts!







He's so hip - so hip it...



She's so hip - so hip it...



They're so hip - so hip it hurts!



So hip it hurts!



So hip it...







Afro-wigs on albino squares...



Polka-dots on alpaca flares...



Solar powered electric chairs...



So hip it hurts