I found a girl who's got her own money

She's so good lookin' that it ain't funny

She's got herself a beauty school diploma

Runner-up to Miss Oklahoma

She looks uptown, but she ain't really

She's into football, she likes my chili.



Somebody slap me

Somebody slap me

Can't be this happy

I said somebody slap me.



I found a girl who's sweeter than honey

She pets my dog and she likes my buddies

The kind of girl who ain't afraid of nothin'

She's independent, she does her own plumbin'

Her daddy's rich but she don't let it show

She likes to fish, she's got her own boat y'all.



Somebody slap me

Somebody slap me

Can't be this happy

I said somebody slap me.



She's got long blond hair and her eyes are blue

She wants a husband but not any time soon, y'all.



Somebody slap me

Somebody slap me

Can't be this happy

I said somebody slap me.



Somebody slap me

Somebody slap me

Can't be this happy

Somebody slap me