Chorus: Somebody stole my wife, yeah,

Somebody stole my wife,

Somebody stole my wife, yeah they did,

Somebody stole my wife, yeah,

Somebody stole my wife,

Somebody stole my wife.



I went away one weekend, When I came back she'd left me,

And I cried every night, Somebody stole my wife.



I never thought she'd leave me, Never thought she would deceive me,

But I was wrong not right, Somebody stole my wife.



My nights are getting longer, And my love is getting stronger,

I've lost my appetite, Somebody stole my wife.



I can't get my boots clean, You know just what I mean,

And my shirts are not white, Somebody stole my wife.