My soul mate is a special girl

A girl that's just like me

She'll share tremendous oral sex

And try everything she sees

She won't be insane or hung-up

Like most other girls

I'll worship her until it hurts

‘Cuz she's on top of my world

Ewwwww, I'm a sad man

I can't ignore what life beholds for me

And I'll probably have to have sex with a lot of girls

Before my soul mate reveals herself to me

You are sweet diversion as I stomp my darker way

Don't let your heart get out of hand

I'll step on it someday

Maybe it's too sad to mention

Maybe I am gay

A moment or two may shine and sure to quickly fade away

Ewwwww, it's a sad life

Sometimes little sweet girls get left behind

But baby, baby, baby it's a man's life

And I gotta tear up everything I find