When I was a boy of ten

I had a very best friend

Fred was kind with good intent

But just a little different



OH! Special Fred

His momma dropped him on his head

Now he's not so bright instead

He's just a little bit special

Just a little bit ...



We'd play tag and he'd get hurt

I'd play soldier, He'd eat dirt

I liked math and spelling bee's

Fred liked talking to a tree!



OH! Special Fred

His momma dropped him on his head

Now she keeps him the shed

'Cause he's a little bit special

Just a little bit...



I ran track, hung out in malls

Fred ran head first into walls

I had girls and lots of clothes

Fred had names for all his toes



Oh! Special Fred

His momma dropped him on his head

Now he thinks he's a piece of bread

'Cause he's a little bit special

Just a little bit...



One day talkin' to Special Fred

He grabbed a brick and he swung at my head

And as he laughed at me that's when I knew

That special Fred just made me special tooooo!



Now I laugh as I count bugs

I give strangers great big hugs

Next to me Fred is fine

Yeah, he's a fucking Einstien



OH! Special Fred, and me

Got knocked right in the head, you see

Now we're not so bright instead

We're a little bit special

Just a little bit special

That bastard friend made me special

Just a little bit special...