M.R. James, be born, be born

Yog Sogoth. Rape me Lord.*

I've suffered a great wrong

Such hatred, Church's song

Part One: Spectre v. Rector

The Rector lived in Hampshire

The Spectre was not focussed on

the evil dust in the air.

The Rector locked his doors

An Inspector drives through Hampshire

Has to sleep because of the fog

And thinks of his new director.

Meanwhile the Spectre possesses Rector

Spectre blows him against the wall

Says