Bart: OK, we're young, rich, and full of sugar.

What do we do?

Milhouse: [yelling] Let's go crazy, Broadway style!

Both: [singing]

Springfield, Springfield, it's a hell of a town:

The schoolyard's up and the shopping mall's down.

The stray dogs go to the animal pound,

Bart: Springfield, Springfield!

Milhouse: Springfield, Springfield!

Sailor: New York, New York!

Bart: New York is that-a-way, man!

Sailor: Thanks, kid!

Both: [singing] It's a hell of a...toooown