A man of intrigue

he lives for the thrill

Always has places to go

and people to kill



Danger is the game he plays

and he holds every card

Cause if you wanna win

you gotta spy hard



A man of the world

so suave and discreet

He trips over women

piled up at his feet



But evil's lurking

so he's always on his guard

Cause if your gonna spy

you better spy hard



He's always there

when the chips are beginning to fall

He wouldn't care if they kicked him and grabbed him and

shot him and stabbed him and nailed both his ears to the wall



Facing death everyday

is a tough job for any man

But his hours are flexible

and he's got a great dental plan



By the way if you walked in late

allow me to reiterate

The name of this movie is

Spy Hard



They call it Spy Hard