There was a starfish

Then there was five

She thought she did good

Coming from arkansas



Militant pro-lifer

Killing a soul

Who just wanted

To give a starfish



To her grandma

To her father

To her cousin

And her best friend

To her mother



You are bad, you are bad, you are bad

Were the words she heard

Those were the words she'll remember

About their trip to jamaica



So, what you gonna do

With that pro-lifer

There was a starfish

Then there was five



You were right, you were right, you were right

We all know you were so right, you were so right

It doesn't matter

'Cause she doesn't know why not



Kill more starfish

Kill more starfish

Kill more starfish

Kill more starfish

Kill more starfish