Ho jump down, spin around, let's have a party

Look who's back, Stay Away Joe

Chock taw, chick a Shaw, gonna drink me hearty

Welcome back, Stay Away Joe



Stay Away Joe they call me

Stay Away Joe oh yeah!

But if you need me call me

Hoop and a holler and I'll be there

Ho!



Who keeps turnin' up like a bad penny

Take one guess, Stay Away Joe

Always findin' trouble a-plenty

Oh my yes, I reckon you know



Stay Away Joe they call me

Stay Away Joe oh yeah!

But if you need me call me

Hoop and a holler and I'll be there

Ho!

Ho!



When two lips are right for the pickin'

Who crops up

I love them and leave them screamin' 'n kickin'

Giddy up look at him look at him go



Stay Away Joe they call me

Stay Away Joe oh yeah!

But if you need me call me

Hoop and a holler and I'll be there

Ho!

Hey!