Congradulations on you recent acquisition

The bunker is convenient and easy to install

You've purchased the finest in home fortification

The comfort will please you and heighten your morale

Keenly concocted the barricade is comely

The entrance is impregnable and ready for assault

Safe in the knowledge

Your didn't waste your money

Lie back in your sanctum

You are untouchable



Sterile heaven hermetically sealed

For you protection and increase yield

Sterile heaven 'cause you're