Doe prescribes me Tylenol Three

Because I fell and hurt my knee

I've been taken them a fucken week

Since then I've taken many leaks



Inside my stomach I feel a lump

I want to take a shit from my rump

I lie here and I'm constipated

Last tim

e I shit is now outdated



Here I sit broken hearted

I tried to shit but I only farted

I miss the fucken burning sensation

But all I feel is constipation



I need to take some fucken Ex-Lax

Or become incontinent so my bowels relax

My fucken shit is hard as wood

I'd try to shit if I knew I could