Story of my life, story of my life

well let's just say it's a fork and a knife

there's something on my mind, something all the time

I gotta fill my mouth

Got no favorite meal, got no favorite meal

I say every meal is clean if it fills me up for real

My belly's big and that's just the start

My appetite's my heart



And when I end up, I just throw up and laugh

This time, this time it's not a cow

It's kind of personal, can't explain to you why

This time, this time it's not a cow

So Mr. PC are you ready to bow



Breakfast in bed, breakfast in bed

The bed is in the kitchen so it's easy to be fed

And when I'm fed, yes when I am fed

I go right back to bed

Food and sleep watch, food and sleep watch

Theese things should keep me from having too much

My belly is big and that's just the start

My appetite's my heart



Sometimes it feels like I could kill for desert



But this time, this time it's not a cow

It's kind of personal, can't explain to you why

This time, this time it's not a cow

So Mr. PC are you ready to bow



The story of my life

A big fork and the sharpest knife

I guess this solid, solid, solid, solid bridge leads me on

To the nearest fridge



And when I end up I just throw up and laugh

So this time, this time it's not a cow

It's kind of personal, can't explain to you why

This time, this time it's not a cow

So Mr. PC are you ready to bow

This time, this time it's not a cow, not a cow

No this time, this time, this time, this time it's not a cow

Not a pig, sheep, chicken, moose, duck, snake, horse or frog