Jeff Moss

Bear:

Extra! Extra! Somebody's getting married!

Bear 2:

Somebody's getting married? HEY, somebody's getting married!

Bear 3:

Whoa, somebody's getting married!

Pops:

Somebody's getting married???

Lew Zealand:

Somebody's getting marrrrieeeed!

Group:

Somebody's getting married! Somebody's getting married! Somebody's getting

somebody's getting somebody's getting somebody somebody somebody

somebody...! [etc.]

Kermit, Gonzo, Fozzie, Scooter:

Somebody get some flowers!

Somebody get a ring!

Somebody get a chapel and a choir to sing!

Kermit:

Somebody get an organ to play!

Singing Tuxedos:

Cause somebody's getting married today!

[a bit of the 'end of ceremony' music played]

Miss Piggy, Janice, Camilla:

Somebody get a preacher!

Somebody bake a cake!

Somebody get some shoes and rice and presents to take!

Miss Piggy:

Somebody get a sweet negilee!

Singing Veils:

Cause somebody's getting married today!

Swedish Chef:

Weddink! Weddink! Pig and froggie weddink!

Men:

Somebody get champagne!

Somebody rent a room!

Girls:

Somebody get the lovely bride!

And somebody get the-

_ Men:

Somebody get the-

[Kermit stumbles o.s here, obviously nervous, the rhyming word being