Old Lady: Excuse Me.



Hip Dude: Watch it, lady!



Old Lady: Pardon me, sonny!



(music plays a little louder now as he sings to the camera)



Hip Dude: Down below the street

Can you dig the steady beat?

It's the subway



All: Subway!



Bert: Moving right along

Hear the rhythm loud and strong

It's the subway



All: Subway!



Man With Mustache: 'Cause there isn't any room in this town



Prairie Dawn: They put all the trains down under the ground



Cop: Buy a token now

For a ride that's super-wow

On the subway



All: Subway!



(scene changes to inside the subway train as they all cram in, Bert's hanging onto a strap)



All: (talking at once)



Bert: Uh, excuse me...



Lady in Fur: You should say you're sorry!



Bert: Hi, Kermit.



Man With Mustache: Squeeze inside the door



Little Boy: There's no room for any more



Both: On the subway



All: Subway!



Hip Dude: Hang onto the strap



Lady: Wonder where they hid the map?



Both: On the subway



All: Subway!



Prairie Dawn: If youre in a hurry take the express



Kermit: It will go right by your local address



Red-Haired Man With Mustache: Swaying to and fro

It's the only way to go

On the subway



All: Subway!



Ohhhhh..... (sounds like the sound a train makes when it passes by)



Kermit: My stop just went by



All: Ohhhhh...



Prairie Dawn: Hey, your thumbs in my eye



All: Ohhhhh....



Hip Dude: Its so hot, I could die



All: Anyway, everyway, anywhere



Bert: Packed inside a train

Its too crowded to complain

On the subway



All: Subway!



Old Woman: You could lose your purse

Or you might lose something worse

On the subway



All: Subway!



Hip guy: Its the biggest travel bargain in town



Yet Another Woman: The longest running show underground



Man With Mustache: Come on, slip inside

You'll get taken for a ride

On the subway



Kermit: Where's that?



All: On the subway!



(for some reason, some of them begin to dance with each other!)



Prairie Dawn: If youre in a hurry, take the express



Kermit: It will go right by your local address



All: Buy a token now

For a ride thats super-wow

On the subway!

On the subway!

On the subway!

On the subway!

On the subway!

Ohhhh.....



(the train stops and everyone piles out, except Bert and the Cop)