[Mr Garrison]

Okay children, lets start off with a few new maths problems. What's 5x2?

C'mon children, don't be shy just give it your best shot. Yes Clyde?



[Clyde]

12?



[Mr Garrison]

Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone whos not a

complete retard. Anyone? C'mon, don't be shy.



[Kyle]

I think I know the answer Mr Garrison!



[Cartman]

Meh meh meh meh meh meh mehmeh!



[Kyle]

Shut up fat boy!



[Cartman]

Don't call me fat, you fuckin' jew!



[Mr Garrison]

Eric! Did you just say the 'F' word?!



[Cartman]

Jew?



[Kyle]

No, he's talkin' about FUCK. You can't say FUCK in school, you

fuckin' fat ass.



[Mr Garrison]

KYLE!



[Cartman]

Why the fuck not?



[Mr Garrison]

ERIC!



[Stan]

Dude, you just said fuck again!



[Mr Garrison]

STANLEY!



[Kenny]

(muffled) fuck



[Mr Garrison]

KENNY!



[Cartman]

What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody! Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck!



[Mr Garrison]

How would you like to go see the school councellor?!



[Cartman]

How would you like to suck my balls?



*big gasp from whole class*



[Mr Garrison]

WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!



[Cartman]

Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

Actually, what I said was,

*pulls out megaphone*