if you wish to be our sitter,

please be sweet and never bitter,

help us with math and book reports

might i add, eat my shorts

BART!!

just cuttin' through the treacle

if maggie's fussy, don't avoid her

let me get, away with moider

teach us songs and magic tricks

might i add, no fat chicks

HOMER!

the nanny we want is kindly and sage

and one who will work for minimum wage

hurry nanny, things are grim,

I'll do it!!

anyone but him *nods