Suit and tie guy

With his fashion phases

And his quarterly raises

Feels he's better than you and me



Suit and tie guy

Thinks he's real cute

In the bathroom for a toot

Until his nose starts to bleed



Suit and tie guy

I see he always hurries

I know he always worries

He's gonna die of a heart attack



Suit and tie guy

On his way to feeding

Or an important meeting

Just like a car on a track



Suit and tie guy

He travels between stations

With certain destinations

Never varying from that routine



Suit and tie guy

And he'll tell you in one word

That he is insured

And it's not as bad as it may seem