"I had a small friend,

Who had a fat friend

Who had a big friend

Who gave birth to many friends

With our flashlights to the sky

We waited for them to land.



I got two tall friends

Who know my small friend

Who seem to have a problem with you

They got roman candles

Bottle rockets for the vandals

Who covered our lockers in glue.



(Bridge)

We're on our way here we go

We're gonna take over

Set it off one last time

Here we come again.



We were strangers

And we were pilgrims

Role models of the family man

Pioneers and patriarchs

Patriots and matriarchs

Staking out the promised land



Our little army

We were commandos

Gorillas with decoder rings

We felt some opposition

From some villains

Who were wishin'

They could be cadets and kings.



(Bridge)



(Chorus)

All systems go!

Soon the world will know

The fury of attack

Feel the wrath of

The super rad

The super rad

Super rad!



And if we die

before the battle's through

tell our mom's, tell our dads

That we were super rad!



(Bridge)



(chorus x2)



All systems go

As we step into the Octagon

Feel the wrath of mission code name:

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Super Rad!"