If I could be a superhero

I would be awesome man

I’d fly around the world fighting crime

According to my awesome plan

And if I saw criminals trying to lie

Hurting other people and making them cry

I’d haul them off to jail in my awesome van

‘Cause I would be awesome man



Now, Some criminals want you to be a criminal

And they offer you things like drugs, alcohol

But we know what to do, kids

We just say ‘No’



If I could be a superhero

I would be Drug-Free boy

Telling the world of the evils of drugs

And all of the lives they destroy

Well I would take all the junk

He’s getting so high

With their needles and bongs

And their sticks of tye

As I burn them alive I would squeal with joy

Because I would be drug-free boy



If I could be a superhero

I'd be Immigration dude

I’d send all the foreigners back to their homes

For eating up all of our food

And taking our welfare and best jobs to boot

Like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit

I’d pass a lot of laws to get rid of their food

‘Cause I’d be Immigration Dude



Kids, You can make up your very own superhero

If you could, Who would it be?

If I a superhero

Would you be justice guy

Making sure people get what they deserve

Especially women who lie

Like if a wife left her husband

With three kids and no job

To run off to Hawaii

With some doctor named bob

You can skin them and drain them of blood so they die

Especially bob

Then you would be justice guy



Or you could be more sutle

No, I didn’t mean to be vague

Give her the mad cow disease

Let him die of the plague

As long as they suffer for their terrible lies

Especially Bob

Then You would be Justice Guy

Yes then you would be a super hero like me