Big Bird: I have a little song.

It isn't very long.

(missing lines)



(Scene changes to show Bob, wearing an old-fashioned boy's costume with straw hat.)



Bob (speaking): Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. (A lot of water splashes on him.)



(Scene changes to show Bob in ordinary outfit, at Oscar's can.)



Bob (singing): You go to visit Oscar. You knock upon his can.

(Knocks, lid opens and someone says:)



Unidentified voice (speaking): Oscar isn't in!



(Scene changes to Maria and a human baker.)



Maria (singing): You go to see a baker.

He's making custard pies.

You ask if you can have one, and the baker yells:



Baker (holds up a pie): Surprise! (Ready to throw it in her face)



Maria (holds up another pie and throws it in his face first): Surprise!



Chorus: Surprise, surprise, surprise!



(Scene changes to show Bob, wearing Jack and Jill costume.)



Bob (speaking): Mary had a little lamb. Its fleece was white as snow. (A bunch of snow dumps on him.)



(Scene changes to someone who looks out window and sees Grover hanging from a pole.)



Grover: I don't know how I got here.

(missing lines)

I'm in for a ... (loses his grip and yells as he falls)

SURPRIIIIIISSSSSSEEEEE!



(Scene changes to show Big Bird, sadly walking down Sesame Street.)



Big Bird (singing): Today it is your birthday, you're feeling kind of rotten,

Seems all your friends and relatives - they somehow have forgotten,

You're feeling sad and lonely when, right before your eyes,

All your friends and relatives jump out and yell "SURPRISE!"



Maria: We knew it was your birthday.



Mister Hooper (holding up a sweater): I hope this is your size.



(I don't know the rest, but I'm pretty sure it ends with "Surprise!")