Dr. Frank-N-Furter How do you do

I see you've met my faithful handyman

He's just a little brought down because

When you knocked

He thought you were the candyman

Don't get strung out by the way I look

Don't judge a book by its cover

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania





Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound

You look like you're both pretty groovy

Or if you want something visual

That's not too abysmal

We could take in an old Steeve Reeves movie





Brad Majors I'm glad we caught you at home

Could we use your phone?

We're both in a bit of a hurry





Janet Weiss Right!



Brad Majors We'll just say where we are

Then go back to the car

We don't want to be any worry





Dr. Frank-N-Furter Well you got caught with a flat

Well how 'bout that

Well babies don't you panic

By the light of the night

It'll all seem alright

I'll get you a Satanic mechanic

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania

Why don't you stay for the night





Riff Raff Night!



Dr. Frank-N-Furter Or maybe a bite



Columbia Bite!



Dr. Frank-N-Furter I could show you my favorite obsession

I've been making a man

With blonde hair and a tan

And he's good for relieving my tension

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania

Hit it! Hit it!

I'm just a sweet transvestite





Chorus Sweet Transvestite!



Dr. Frank-N-Furter From Transexual



Chorus Transylvania



Dr. Frank-N-Furter So come up to the lab

And see what's on the slab

I see you shiver with antici...pation

But maybe the rain

Isn't really to blame

So I'll remove the cause

But not the symptom